A tour of the house, by Daisy

Hi, I'm Daisy.

I am here to give you a tour of our house.



Our house is good. I like it.

I didn't like living in an apartment. That sucked. And it smelled bad.

Okay.

Here is the tour.

Here is where I like to sit and guard the house from rats, killers, and the cat from next door.




That fucking cat likes to sit on my deck.

That is all kinds of wrong.

This is how I sit and look out the window.

This is my back yard.

Yeah, the leaves still aren't raked.

Softer place for me to take a crap, but it looks bad, you know?

This is how the chandelier looks from where I sit and look out the window.





This is the new couch. I like to sit here. It is fun.

This is the stove. I sit next to it waiting for food to be dropped.

It happens a lot.

I like it.

But, I don't like broccoli. Broccoli is gross.

Cheese good. Broccoli gross.

This is a plant. She got it in Arizona. It is still alive, even though I have knocked it over a bunch of times.

It is time for me to eat.

I hope you enjoyed the tour. Good-bye!