Um...

I'm not really sure how this happened...

but

um

I sat on the curtains in my office

(as I said, I'm not really sure how this happened...)

and

(without making any sort of movement to stop an impending catastrophe)

I sat there

listening to ripping

and

clinking

and a thud

or two

and the curtains

rod

and the thing that attaches the curtain to the wall

fell

on

my head

um.

at least I didn't lose an eye

Happy Friday.